I have three weaknesses: women, food and a decent gin martini. These are best enjoyed at seperate times: women for the afternoon, food for the evening and martinis for breakfast.

Should you care to know, I was brought up in Highgate sometime ago and went to a top Public School were I was rusticated for a dalliance with one of the maids. Still, I found myself at University where my taste for wine, women and song was better appreciated.

It is a crime that men are so weak in the kitchen. Were I in charge of my school’s curriculum, I would include mandatory cookery lessons for this reason: a man who can cook shall never be in want of a woman. Since I am not in charge of any curricula, this is my modest endeavour to redress the problem.

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Will Knightly

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